Gotta Have a Plan

Gotta Have a Plan Poem by Rat Wanger

Okay the plan.
M-60 in garage on porch and roof.
Ar-15 in each room
Glock in bathrooms and under pillows
Armed drones deployed from roof and mailbox.
Mines in front and back yards can be armed at will
Children armed and trained
Rapelling ropes on roof
Derringer in underwear

Then we make love