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The devil is out of details | Poem

May 5, 2005/ 26 Nisan, 5765

The devil is out of details
by Ann Coulter

 
"Liberals...hysterical..."

Symptoms of hysteria: some part of the body in constant motion, hair flipping, mouth wagging with cute rasping words.

"Tom DeLay's...but I still don't know what law he's supposed to have broken. "

Here you are Annie Long Legs...your very own words:

"Tom DeLay" and "ethics violation"

"Where there's nothing, there's fire."

Where there is fire Annie sees nothing.

"...Whitewater-related felony convictions and said, "Crime? What crime?"

Who has the gall to speak and act like a virgin after losing their virginity?

Democrats claiming to be Republicans.

And visa versa Republicans claiming to be Democrats.

"...some liberal caller claiming to be a lifelong Republican scandalized by the Bush tax cuts — or some other policy..."

...when it is easier to just lockstep with the lies.

"But liberals think they can fool normal people with their road-to-Damascus "I used to be a Republican" conversion stories. They can't even fool The New York Times!

NOW The New York Times is a paper to be trusted! Just like the Supreme Court could be trusted to pick a president when it is Bush but not trusted when they chose to honor Terri Schiavo's right to die.

The road-to-Damascus is historically full of blood shed by war mongers. How many liberal war mongers do you know Mrs. Coulter?

"...their theories on "global warming..."

"...Bolton consists of the allegation that he is an absolute beast to his co-workers...Have the Democrats heard about Katie Couric?

Definitely a good comparison and exactly why Bolton needs to Bolt out.

"...At the first sound of her peremptory voice and clickety stiletto heels, people dart behind doors and douse the lights." (Funny, I do the same thing when I'm watching the "Today" show at home by myself.)

Look again -Annie does the same thing and thinks she only does this at home - so why are we all witness to this behavior?

Can't Barbara Boxer do something to protect the staff of NBC's "Today"?

Barbara Boxer is a heavy weight in the ring of truth.

I repeat: Bolton has been nominated to be ambassador to the United Nations. It's not like it's an important job.

Then why the dispute?

When did collegiality with representatives from North Korea and Syria become a pressing national issue?

When American foreign policy became so deadly?

Why just imagine if Bolton raised his voice in front of Sudan's ambassador, or (gasp!) Burma's! I mean, Myanmar's! (Sorry, military junta that runs Myanmar!)

You want "military junta"? here's a partial list:

The Shah of Iran 1953
Carlos Castillo Armas of Guatemala 1954
Ngo Dinh Diem of South Vietnam 1955
Nguyen Van Thieu of South Vietnam 1965
General Suharto of Indonesia 1965
Joaquin Balaguer of Dominican Republic 1965
(kept in power)
Houari Boumedienne of Algeria 1965
Lon Nol of Cambodia 1970
Augusto Pinochet of Chile 1973
Saddam and Aristide a double hitter in Y2K

"We used to be a country that cared about ratings genocide."

Actions in Darfur has been declared a genocide - Bush has not stopped it and they are still being raped, plundered, tortured, starved and killed.

"Maybe then we could finally get on with the important work of quitting the U.N. and kicking them out of New York.

There in lies the devil in the details of Coulter's words "It's not like it's an important job."

Isn't it somebody else's turn to host those guys yet?

Only a "peremptory voice and clickety stiletto heels" would call ambassadors guys.

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