Make Mayberry Great Again

I hate to be the one.
It hurts, but here goes.

Mayberry was not a place,
it was
A TV SHOW!
It was not real and we can’t go back there.
There was no there.

I’m sorry to be the one but, you see,
there were black people in North Carolina back then.

Andy, Barney and the rest?

Actors, every one.

I’m sorry.