{"id":1246,"date":"2011-02-21T13:17:08","date_gmt":"2011-02-21T17:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/?p=1246"},"modified":"2011-02-21T13:17:08","modified_gmt":"2011-02-21T17:17:08","slug":"she-expected-to-die-laughing-instead-she-died-singing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/she-expected-to-die-laughing-instead-she-died-singing\/","title":{"rendered":"She expected to die laughing. Instead she died singing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>< ..><\/p>\n<p>o what to sing?<br \/>\n&#8220;The 1st species who self-immolates&#8221;<br \/>\nor<br \/>\n&#8220;Be careful who you kick on the way up&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Orcas threaten to send battleships down<br \/>\nthe Suez Canal &#8211; ordered to do so<br \/>\nby Sub-Humans,<br \/>\nto stir the pot, boil to bubble.<\/p>\n<p>if you thing he&#8217;s a saint he probably Is<br \/>\nif he&#8217;s wearing raggedy baggedy cloths<br \/>\nand sounds a little bit crazy.<br \/>\nbe careful who you kick<br \/>\non your way up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sing it now, my baby<br \/>\nsing it now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>if you read news somewhere that<br \/>\nMuslims are marching on Washington<br \/>\ntake a deep breath<br \/>\nand another<br \/>\nthen find a second news source.<\/p>\n<p>what do you say Hewie and Dewey<br \/>\nwhere did you leave Louie?<\/p>\n<p>last seen she was calling on<br \/>\ngrandpas and grandmas<br \/>\ngreat, and great great et al<br \/>\nto come to the aid of our children.<\/p>\n<p>Oh National Savior<br \/>\nbeing damned if you do and damned if you don&#8217;t<br \/>\nmay the Holy Peace Doves<br \/>\nbe your guide and comfort<br \/>\nforgive those who lose hope<br \/>\nas we learn to embrace those<br \/>\nwho still hate because they still fear<br \/>\nthe boogie man with bogus one liners<br \/>\nthat appeal to our baser instincts.<br \/>\nAmen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>< ..> o what to sing? &#8220;The 1st species who self-immolates&#8221; or &#8220;Be careful who you kick on the way up&#8221;. Orcas threaten to send battleships down the Suez Canal &#8211; ordered to do so by Sub-Humans, to stir the pot, boil to bubble. if you thing he&#8217;s a saint he probably Is if he&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/she-expected-to-die-laughing-instead-she-died-singing\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;She expected to die laughing. Instead she died singing.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}