{"id":298,"date":"2005-12-09T08:26:21","date_gmt":"2005-12-09T12:26:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/?p=298"},"modified":"2005-12-09T08:26:21","modified_gmt":"2005-12-09T12:26:21","slug":"one-does-not-call-themselves-an-elder-others-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/one-does-not-call-themselves-an-elder-others-do\/","title":{"rendered":"One Does Not Call Themselves An Elder, Others Do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>call nine eleven! call nine eleven!<br \/>\nhello hello my friend was just bitten by a snake<br \/>\ncalm down lady, where was he bitten<br \/>\non his left cheek it is bright red with a hole in the center!<br \/>\nthis commercial brought to you by Ivory soap 99.9% pure<br \/>\nnow a song from the doodle do do&#8217;s doh doh<\/p>\n<p>oh those little goddlings are at it again<br \/>\nthis one dispatching lightening bolts<br \/>\nthat one raining down fire unless yer his friend<br \/>\nthe other threatening to destroy the universe<br \/>\nread my mind dearlings<br \/>\nany god worth his&#8217;en or her&#8217;en salt<br \/>\nsurrenders lovingly to any demon&#8217;s snarls<br \/>\n(or like my favorite one would crack a joke)<\/p>\n<p>play the drums Tom Tom Tom<br \/>\nnow the fife Mike the son<br \/>\nstick a candle of courage in her chest<br \/>\ncome stay play a little longer<br \/>\ntake of those hats and throw them in the corner<br \/>\nyet another day is dawning<br \/>\ndid you bring your keyboard Ragtime man?<\/p>\n<p>carry me back to old no where<br \/>\nremember me to old square joe<br \/>\ni&#8217;m off to join the chanting voices<br \/>\n&#8220;we ain&#8217;t gonna take it anymore&#8221;<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t want an eye for an eye<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t wanna turn my cheek again<br \/>\njust gonna tell it like it is<br \/>\ntoes, when stepped on, hurt<br \/>\nunless by chance<br \/>\none&#8217;s teaching a child to dance<br \/>\nthat ain&#8217;t so heavy<br \/>\nany child is every child.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m torn i&#8217;m tired and i&#8217;m weary<br \/>\nsorry secluded but sound<br \/>\nof mind\/spirit if not body<\/p>\n<p>the pentagon announces<br \/>\nit can fight two wars at the same time<br \/>\nthe sports announcer&#8217;s voice is frenzied<br \/>\nhow else to whip it up<br \/>\nfore say what<br \/>\nis being whipped up?<br \/>\nUS is already fighting two!<\/p>\n<p>please don&#8217;t ask me of manana<br \/>\ntoday is heavy enough<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>call nine eleven! call nine eleven! hello hello my friend was just bitten by a snake calm down lady, where was he bitten on his left cheek it is bright red with a hole in the center! this commercial brought to you by Ivory soap 99.9% pure now a song from the doodle do do&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/one-does-not-call-themselves-an-elder-others-do\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;One Does Not Call Themselves An Elder, Others Do&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blathers","category-blog-spammers","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}