my dressed turned blue\/red
\nsomebody turned my ride to pumpkin pie
\nand i ain’t gonna make it home tonight<\/p>\n
…<\/p>\n
Dear Abraham,
\nyou offered my body to the Pharaoh
\nhoping for more bread, instead
\nhe chased us out of Egypt
\n(at least he knew the moral wrongness of it-
\ncalling your wife your sister)
\nwe told our children God sent all those plagues
\nbefore the Pharaoh would set us free<\/p>\n
Yrs, Sarah<\/p>\n
Dear Sarah,
\nIt was you who banished Ishmael and his slave mother
\nnow all our great great great + grandchildren
\nare slaughtering one another.
\nWe have to be the worst parents ever born.<\/p>\n
Yrs., Abraham<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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