silent night
\nholy crap
\nround yon virgin
\nheavy with child
\ninnocent victim
\nain’t we all?<\/p>\n
“Thou shalt not
\nbulldoze olive trees
\nnor disgrace fig trees’ leaves
\nas clothing
\nfor my hairless monkeys!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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