(.}<\/p>\n
getting up to look for my glasses and
\nthey fall out of my lap
\nasking my friend if he has my lighter and
\nhe points to my hand holding it
\n(damn that comfortable Bic shape)
\nmy children say i’m a sweet old lady and
\ni forget to mention without tobacco i’d be
\na raging bull<\/p>\n
i gorfot the other twenty-four<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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