John Ashcroft “Never Again”
\nbut he did lie. Ask Mel Carnaham
\nif Ashcroft won by popular vote.<\/p>\n
He tells Jon Stewart
\n“Come to Missouri,
\nyou’ll think it is heaven.”
\nYou’ll know it isn’t
\nwhen you visit the East side,
\nI say.<\/p>\n
But that’s they way it is
\nwhen you’re born again Evangelican,
\nwhere evil is good and the sin of omission,
\nis not a sin, as in
\nEvangelicals believe the Jews, in the end,
\nwill accept Jesus as the true Messiah,
\nthe secret mission of God’s Learning Channel,
\nlike all true believers renounce sexuality,
\nand pray their closet door will never be opened…
\np.s. “Open Sesame” worked!<\/p>\n
Be that as it may…
\nAs a matter of fact…<\/p>\n
Bush says “Stay the course.”
\nBush says “It’s never been about staying the course.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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