“Instead of marrying them buy them a house and be done with it.”
\n– Willie Nelson<\/p>\n
“Instead of lying tell them it’s not about\/all about sex.”<\/p>\n
Mechanical voices on mechanical mics
\ncrafting words spinning
\n“Toil and trouble, toil and trouble.”<\/p>\n
sign your John Hancock here
\ncheck the list, check it twice
\nwe’ve been had
\nwas it naughty or nice
\nstarted fire Santa Anta
\nthe lightening rod Donald Rumsfield
\nwhere will they deploy Laura?
\nWay in the streets and in the schools
\nin the bedrooms of US and They
\nhaha
\nboo!
\ngotcha or not
\n…four days and counting
\n…eleven days and counting
\nSurprise!
\nOpening today at your local theaters:
\n“They Killed the President”
\nOpening tomorrow:
\n“By the powers invested in me
\nI declare Marshall Law!”
\n– Dick the Chenney<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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