{"id":488,"date":"2006-11-03T04:52:11","date_gmt":"2006-11-03T08:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/?p=488"},"modified":"2006-11-03T04:52:11","modified_gmt":"2006-11-03T08:52:11","slug":"civilians-on-the-battlefield-were-a-nuisance-not-the-center-of-gravity-and-only-collateral-damage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/civilians-on-the-battlefield-were-a-nuisance-not-the-center-of-gravity-and-only-collateral-damage\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;civilians on the battlefield were a nuisance, not the center of gravity&#8221; (and only COLLATERAL DAMAGE)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ted is Haggard: The president of the N.A.E.<br \/>\n(National Association of Evangelicals)<br \/>\nresigned after denying accusation<br \/>\nof male prostitute that the pastor paid for sex<br \/>\nfor over three years.<\/p>\n<p>Elsewhere in the news:<br \/>\nThe letters &#8212; about 300 in all,<br \/>\nsent to a New Jersey minister &#8212;<br \/>\nended up dumped in the ocean,<br \/>\nmost of them unopened.<\/p>\n<p>Sample letter:<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m still praying to hit the lottery twice:<br \/>\nfirst the $50,000,&#8221; one man wrote.<br \/>\n&#8220;Than after some changes have taken place<br \/>\nlet me hit the millionaire.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>they are still beating their women,<br \/>\nHagar and Sarah,<br \/>\nfucking women AND men<br \/>\nnot their wives or maybe their wives too<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s how angry testosterone gets<br \/>\nin the process<br \/>\nof replacing Goddess with God<br \/>\npolytheism with monotheism<br \/>\nLook Dick!<br \/>\nSee how they turned<br \/>\nfuck into a dirty word.<br \/>\nPoor Jane!<br \/>\nPoor Dick and Jane,<br \/>\nin their hearts understand heavy.<br \/>\nWill someone send them a car?<br \/>\nThey only have 4 days<br \/>\nto reach the election booth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ted is Haggard: The president of the N.A.E. (National Association of Evangelicals) resigned after denying accusation of male prostitute that the pastor paid for sex for over three years. Elsewhere in the news: The letters &#8212; about 300 in all, sent to a New Jersey minister &#8212; ended up dumped in the ocean, most of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/civilians-on-the-battlefield-were-a-nuisance-not-the-center-of-gravity-and-only-collateral-damage\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;civilians on the battlefield were a nuisance, not the center of gravity&#8221; (and only COLLATERAL DAMAGE)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blathers","category-blog-spammers","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}