{"id":608,"date":"2012-04-17T12:20:48","date_gmt":"2012-04-17T19:20:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/?p=608"},"modified":"2012-04-17T12:20:48","modified_gmt":"2012-04-17T19:20:48","slug":"ive-always-been-crazy-but-it-keeps-me-from-going-insane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/ive-always-been-crazy-but-it-keeps-me-from-going-insane\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;ve always been crazy but it keeps me from going insane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bush: We will succeed in Iraq because we have to.<\/p>\n<p>Michael Graham: The Rolling Stones are so normal.<\/p>\n<p>Imus: Do you really believe he snorted his dad,<br \/>\nKeith said it was just a joke?<\/p>\n<p>Michael Graham: Who knows if he did,<br \/>\nhe&#8217;s crazy enough to do it.<\/p>\n<p>Reporter: In other words, normal is crazy?<br \/>\nIf Senator Reid represents the democratic majority<br \/>\nwhy is he not a candidate for presidency?<\/p>\n<p>Tell me how does it feel Imus<br \/>\nto watch a comedian eat himself to death<br \/>\nin front of your eyes &#8211; your mouth<br \/>\ncursing your workers for bringing the food<br \/>\n&#8220;out of sight out of mind&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>well i&#8217;m sitting here out of sight<br \/>\nsmoking tobacco next to my oxygen tank<br \/>\nbut here is my mind<br \/>\nwhen adults&#8217; actions are crazy<br \/>\nand they call it normal<br \/>\nthey&#8217;re driving our kids nuts!<br \/>\nwell not really<br \/>\nthey are no different than the the flower children of the &#8217;60&#8217;s<br \/>\nand their protesting the Vietnam War<br \/>\nand in the strongest voice they could muster<br \/>\n&#8220;We are NOTHING like them!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hang on Super Mustard Man<br \/>\nyou are not alone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bush: We will succeed in Iraq because we have to. Michael Graham: The Rolling Stones are so normal. Imus: Do you really believe he snorted his dad, Keith said it was just a joke? Michael Graham: Who knows if he did, he&#8217;s crazy enough to do it. Reporter: In other words, normal is crazy? If &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/ive-always-been-crazy-but-it-keeps-me-from-going-insane\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;i&#8217;ve always been crazy but it keeps me from going insane&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}