{"id":699,"date":"2007-09-07T19:21:41","date_gmt":"2007-09-07T23:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/?p=699"},"modified":"2007-09-07T19:21:41","modified_gmt":"2007-09-07T23:21:41","slug":"bush-speak-dicks-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/bush-speak-dicks-brain\/","title":{"rendered":"Bush Speak, Dick&#8217;s Brain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wha da ya mean<br \/>\nI cant surge thru to the end of my term<br \/>\nyou see the Dems stopping me?<br \/>\nDidn&#8217;t Dick tell &#8217;em, you know,<br \/>\nthose things called &#8220;them the people&#8221;,<br \/>\nhell&#8217;s belly, even Saddam told &#8217;em<br \/>\n&#8220;It will be a blood bath if we,<br \/>\nthe US, attack them.&#8221;<br \/>\n(Dick always speaks King&#8217;s English)<br \/>\nWhat was the plan going in?<br \/>\n&#8220;We&#8217;ll low ball the troops in,<br \/>\nnot enough to save their infrastructure,<br \/>\ntheir museum, but enough to guard the oil fields,<br \/>\nthen, when civil war breaks out,<br \/>\nwe will have no choice but to stay,<br \/>\nand we&#8217;ll get our &#8220;surge&#8221;<br \/>\nand we&#8217;ll keep &#8220;surging&#8221;<br \/>\ntill all their oil is under control,<br \/>\nour  Iraqi embassy filled with our friends,<br \/>\nand most important our military bases<br \/>\nwell you heard what Osama first said<br \/>\n&#8220;Get out of Saudi Arabia&#8221;<br \/>\nso we did<br \/>\nso we needed a new one&#8230;<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s no way<br \/>\nthey&#8217;ll get<br \/>\nThis, Emperor&#8217;s cloths!<\/p>\n<p>OK, Lil Bush<br \/>\ntime for your therapy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wha da ya mean I cant surge thru to the end of my term you see the Dems stopping me? Didn&#8217;t Dick tell &#8217;em, you know, those things called &#8220;them the people&#8221;, hell&#8217;s belly, even Saddam told &#8217;em &#8220;It will be a blood bath if we, the US, attack them.&#8221; (Dick always speaks King&#8217;s English) &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/bush-speak-dicks-brain\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bush Speak, Dick&#8217;s Brain&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blathers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}