{"id":700,"date":"2007-09-10T08:35:23","date_gmt":"2007-09-10T12:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/?p=700"},"modified":"2007-09-10T08:35:23","modified_gmt":"2007-09-10T12:35:23","slug":"the-petreus-dish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/the-petreus-dish\/","title":{"rendered":"The Petraeus Dish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>who needs a hell<br \/>\nwhen the anguish is so great<br \/>\nin the flashbacks of our lives<br \/>\nin a nation soo chasmically divided<br \/>\nall sides accusations holding a piece of the truth<br \/>\nit was a bird<br \/>\na flippin&#8217; floppin&#8217; toady bird<br \/>\nthat bit the apple<br \/>\nthat Eve gave Adam<br \/>\nand a Snake<br \/>\nthat slick-slacked US to war.<br \/>\nwas 9\/11 a near death experience for US?<br \/>\nare we so angry we were lied to<br \/>\nwe would rather support the lie<br \/>\nthan admit we were duped<br \/>\ntwice?<br \/>\nbases loaded<br \/>\n3 balls and two strikes<br \/>\nhear the tick tocking?<br \/>\nhere comes the next ball&#8230;<br \/>\nPetraeus, the pitcher<br \/>\nBush, his commander in chief<br \/>\nCheney, signals the pitcher<br \/>\nRyan Crocker, the catcher,<br \/>\nfrom Walla Walla,<br \/>\nthe ambassador to the largest embassy in the world,<br \/>\nthe catcher.<\/p>\n<p>Petraeus winds up<br \/>\nleg up, arm back<br \/>\nwill it be another low ball<br \/>\nor three strikes and yer out<br \/>\nat yer<br \/>\nol&#8217;<br \/>\nball<br \/>\ngame?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>who needs a hell when the anguish is so great in the flashbacks of our lives in a nation soo chasmically divided all sides accusations holding a piece of the truth it was a bird a flippin&#8217; floppin&#8217; toady bird that bit the apple that Eve gave Adam and a Snake that slick-slacked US to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/the-petreus-dish\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Petraeus Dish&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blathers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}