i surrender
\ngive up
\nor otherwise lie down and in my own vomit
\nall those lovely conservatives win hands down
\n“Only God can give us our freedom.”
\n“Remember all our military
\nwho have died for our freedom.”
\nGod gave it to us but we must die for it
\notay…
\nBush was wrong about the Iraq war
\nbut he’s still your hero
\nlook at all the judges
\nnow cohort ing to save millions of zygotes
\ni’ve cut off both my ears
\nso they no longer hear the screaming hordes
\nhave them sewed on my toes to flip-flop
\nyes
\ni’ll flip-flow thru the tulips
\nsurrender my corpus to the callosum
\nwho needs a two hemisphere-brain
\nwhen what’s right is always right
\nand lefts are always martyred for their message
\ngood bye Chicken Little
\nthanks for the warning!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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