{"id":723,"date":"2007-10-31T11:29:33","date_gmt":"2007-10-31T15:29:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/?p=723"},"modified":"2007-10-31T11:29:33","modified_gmt":"2007-10-31T15:29:33","slug":"after-the-rapture-can-i-have-your-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/after-the-rapture-can-i-have-your-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;After the rapture, can I have your stuff?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>inquired the kid in grownup skin<br \/>\nall donned up<br \/>\nin Halloween surprise<br \/>\nthe devil up his sleeve<\/p>\n<p>will they stop making mouse traps<br \/>\nbecause the rich don&#8217;t need them anymore with<br \/>\nphone in hand calling exterminator<br \/>\nwho would rather shell there shekels<br \/>\nthan view the carnage<br \/>\nor dispose of the bodies<br \/>\nno they don&#8217;t run after the farmer&#8217;s wife<br \/>\nit&#8217;s just fun to squeal<\/p>\n<p>there&#8217;ll be houses and cars<br \/>\nand stuff with no owners<br \/>\neven if they let the rampart rift<br \/>\npossibly destroying all life<br \/>\nas we know it<br \/>\n&#8220;Goodbye Mt. Calvary<br \/>\nsoo long pigs of the trough<br \/>\nit&#8217;s a short mile to Tipperary<br \/>\nand<br \/>\nthe gangs<br \/>\nall<br \/>\nhere!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>inquired the kid in grownup skin all donned up in Halloween surprise the devil up his sleeve will they stop making mouse traps because the rich don&#8217;t need them anymore with phone in hand calling exterminator who would rather shell there shekels than view the carnage or dispose of the bodies no they don&#8217;t run &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/after-the-rapture-can-i-have-your-stuff\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;After the rapture, can I have your stuff?&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/motherbird.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}