I constantly pass them in
These elegant streets,
The glarers and disdainers.
Every now and then
The temptation becomes overwhelming:
I sidle up to one and
Present a delicately engraved
Cream envelope, tastefully advising
'An Invitation'.
The contents??
A crisp hundred dollar bill
And a note that reads:
"So you can wash your mind out
With soap now made
Affordable to the
Most miserly."