Willie Giest & Tucker Carlson


Willie Giest hasn’t noticed
Miss America is going the way of gone.
Or is that
the reason you told Tucker Carlson
you want Donald Trump
to have the girls have a shootout
to draw in the sex and gun crowd?
Dying dinosaurs dressed in shirt and tie
are such a drag on evolution
no matter their boyish charm.
What a shock it will be
when mortality
socks you in the face
of reality.
You did not create the Monster
but you bleed it excessively of butter
as if the story is about your smiley face
like a blind stoned cowboy
may you not go
into that dark light.