Steve King, Republican, Storm Lake, Iowa

Listen to him Mr. Speaker
He is telling you (us)
our US military retrieved computers
not only still worked but had lots and lots of secret data
…like “al Qaeda is weakening”
It’s A Miracle!
(Having had my own experience of a computer frying
simply by plugging it in the wrong power source.)
I do declare!
Oh great King, Steve, were they Apples or IBM?
(thar’s a fortune in there somewhere to be had)
But and yes and of course!
When Al-Zarqawi’s body can survive two 500 pound bombs
verily enough to be positively identified
surely a sturdy computer will survive.

Wag wag, doggie doggie, wag wag!