October Surprises?

Who’s Fault is Pork?
it’s voters’ fault of course
what they really want is the bacon
that keeps obsolete military bases open
or whatsoever serves Apple Pie

Tom DeLay defends himself with:
partisanship, rogue D.A.,
charges baseless (repeated 3 times
in 5 minutes), premeditated, vengeful,
personal attacks, zealot, revenge, hollow pressure,
then declares:
I have done nothing wrong, nothing illegal and
nothing precedented
UNPRECEDENTED???
Minus doublespeak means:
“We’re all crooks why pick on me?”

Melissa of Pennsylvania pontificates:
It’s ok to support faith based programs
with tax dollars because re Katrina
“They have an agenda.”
Exactly Melissa of Pennsylvania
it is faith based agenda
that is illegal to fund with tax dollars.

No thank you Mr. Generous
I’m not looking for an ornately carved elephant
beautiful to behold agreed but the pork is choking
and wild is free.