Polymorphing Betty Crocker

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“he’s not heavy he’s my turtle”

scratch belly button
prep 4 battling bungled bulges

Bam Bam exhorts Gops to put
“politics aside”

betwixt 10 and 20
no blame.
buts say and hey! and yeah
a cook book. ‘n all ya gotta do is
1) pull factory canned cans from the larder
2) measure white sugar & white
bleached flour
(they oh so lived white)
and 1 & 2 are only the beginning…

Oh sob, oh sad…

“Buckwheat!
Where are you?”