We’ll have a Coaly Christmas

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Virginia don’t want him
lord he can’t go back there
right eye taking aim with pointed finger
left eye lookin’ away Dixie Land

some people do get left coal
on xmas eve
and maybe all of youse
who point a scolding finger at us’ens
for simply using short hand re “x”
take an sprain
coal is good for a cold