i surrender
give up
or otherwise lie down and in my own vomit
all those lovely conservatives win hands down
“Only God can give us our freedom.”
“Remember all our military
who have died for our freedom.”
God gave it to us but we must die for it
Bush was wrong about the Iraq war
but he’s still your hero
look at all the judges
now cohort ing to save millions of zygotes
i’ve cut off both my ears
so they no longer hear the screaming hordes
have them sewed on my toes to flip-flop
i’ll flip-flow thru the tulips
surrender my corpus to the callosum
who needs a two hemisphere-brain
when what’s right is always right
and lefts are always martyred for their message
good bye Chicken Little
thanks for the warning!