What’s missing in this picture?

(• indicates headlines on cnn.com today)

• ‘Raging Grannies’ want to enlist, go to Iraq
• Pentagon wants to raise age limit for recruits

• GTO, Mustang and Charger bring back the muscle
• Expert questions existence of rare woodpecker

• ‘Everybody Hates Chris’? Why?

Missing pieces:

Muscle car drivers want to eat Iraqi oil
and Chris will confuse them.