got Halloween?

“Instead of marrying them buy them a house and be done with it.”
– Willie Nelson

“Instead of lying tell them it’s not about/all about sex.”

Mechanical voices on mechanical mics
crafting words spinning
“Toil and trouble, toil and trouble.”

sign your John Hancock here
check the list, check it twice
we’ve been had
was it naughty or nice
started fire Santa Anta
the lightening rod Donald Rumsfield
where will they deploy Laura?
Way in the streets and in the schools
in the bedrooms of US and They
gotcha or not
…four days and counting
…eleven days and counting
Opening today at your local theaters:
“They Killed the President”
Opening tomorrow:
“By the powers invested in me
I declare Marshall Law!”
– Dick the Chenney