Category: blathers

was Hugo Chaves on Dick’s mind
when Dick slipped and said Peru
or is a storm gathering in Peru
to oust Alan García who
welcomes US free trade agreement
even as Alan G. works to privatize
drinking water
for peasant many of whom
have barely food?

490 years ago today!
selling tickets into Heaven
i’ve bought a few myself
“plenary indulgences”
back in my no-hay Catholic days
despite the fact that one
plenary indulgence
was Heaven insurance for a lifetime
many and me and more
bought insurance for our insurance
thank you Martin Luther
for this outing of money changers in the temple
and thank you for making “the” Bible accessible
to we the people and i, for one
understand how hard it is
to unloose the claws that bind us
there was valid compassion
in front of all the thievery
something like the Rabbi on CNN’s “God’s Warrior’s”, who said,
when Christine Amanpour asked him,
‘Weren’t you being dishonest when you told the people
you were building a military base when in reality
you were building a new settlement, which was illegal?”
“I wouldn’t call it a lie,” he responded,
we just found a way around it.”

Jewish Rabbi Busted too!!!

wants a scientists to discover why
we have a United Nation
now that they have discovered why
we humans have an appendix
(even though you can betcha conservative
Mallard Tinsley doesn’t look to scientists
for proof of global warming)
Go to your history books Mallard Bruce!
Or close your eyes and picture yourself
burning in a gas oven, or your skin peeling off
from an atomic bomb blast
and you will understand why the world
in unison cried “Never more!” and
why International law made it so
NO nation could attack another
without provocation
Of course we know Bush Mallard
is willing to break any/every law
(National OR International)
But of course
burning Bush and duckard Fillmore
would rather repeat history
than learn from it.

i surrender
give up
or otherwise lie down and in my own vomit
all those lovely conservatives win hands down
“Only God can give us our freedom.”
“Remember all our military
who have died for our freedom.”
God gave it to us but we must die for it
otay…
Bush was wrong about the Iraq war
but he’s still your hero
look at all the judges
now cohort ing to save millions of zygotes
i’ve cut off both my ears
so they no longer hear the screaming hordes
have them sewed on my toes to flip-flop
yes
i’ll flip-flow thru the tulips
surrender my corpus to the callosum
who needs a two hemisphere-brain
when what’s right is always right
and lefts are always martyred for their message
good bye Chicken Little
thanks for the warning!

While it is true that
Columbia University’s President Lee C. Bollinger
was “brutally honest,”
it is also true that
Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
was also “brutally honest”.
The first shame, Bob,
was the sin of omission.
The second shame, Robert,
was the snide remark you made
following Bill Richardson’s comments,
“Next we will have a real expert.”
Did he think he could erase from his viewers memory
the only reasonable/logical answer to the quagmire in Iraq,
the TOTAL removal of ALL our troops
now that we know the REAL reason neo-cons
invaded Iraq – the plan for a permanent military base?
Not all Con Artists are neo
some are as old as Schieffer
(grey hair is not always a sign of wisdom
even as a tie is no proof of a soul)

top Democrat Bosses barred
presidential candidate Kucinich
from the Iowa debate the stepping stone
out of the gate to get the first electoral votes
the race
to keep the voters from hearing any more
common wealth ideas from Dennis
Iowa oh Iowa your corn
is better served as food for starving nations
know the truth of polluting ethanol
the magic in the cornfield is more than
than the thousands of years and ears
made sacred by it’s saving grace
of feeding the hungry
taller than an elephant’s eye
where childhood laughs and plays
with magical fragility
learned facing fear with pumpkin Boos!
boo hoo top dog Democrat bosses
“Sorry I can’t hear you you’re breaking up!”
and breaking up is hard to do oo oo oo
ain’t that so
Republicans
Democrats
Muslims
Christians
Jews
of course there is intelligent design
but it does not materialize without
impulsive creativity
you go Dennis!
even knowing you have not a Chinaman’s chance
or the American dollar to buy this race
you are our four leaf clover
speaking truth to power

the Snake loses it’s head
fig leaves hide nothing
the surge worked, change was
Shiite cleansing from Sunni neighborhoods
Sunni cleansing from Shiite neighborhoods
even despite some founded love and intermarried
“We have to stay to prevent a civil war.”
And we do this by arming both sides?
Petreus repeast Westmoreland’s
“We’re winning in ____ (fill in the blank).
meanwhile back in Nashville, Darly Holton, a Gulf War veteran
who’s lawyers have said he has a long history of mental illness
and may suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder
from his Army service
is scheduled for the electric chair tomorrow

“Beware the tail that rattles havoc
when the Snake loses it’s head!”

who needs a hell
when the anguish is so great
in the flashbacks of our lives
in a nation soo chasmically divided
all sides accusations holding a piece of the truth
it was a bird
a flippin’ floppin’ toady bird
that bit the apple
that Eve gave Adam
and a Snake
that slick-slacked US to war.
was 9/11 a near death experience for US?
are we so angry we were lied to
we would rather support the lie
than admit we were duped
twice?
bases loaded
3 balls and two strikes
hear the tick tocking?
here comes the next ball…
Petraeus, the pitcher
Bush, his commander in chief
Cheney, signals the pitcher
Ryan Crocker, the catcher,
from Walla Walla,
the ambassador to the largest embassy in the world,
the catcher.

Petraeus winds up
leg up, arm back
will it be another low ball
or three strikes and yer out
at yer
ol’
ball
game?

Wha da ya mean
I cant surge thru to the end of my term
you see the Dems stopping me?
Didn’t Dick tell ’em, you know,
those things called “them the people”,
hell’s belly, even Saddam told ’em
“It will be a blood bath if we,
the US, attack them.”
(Dick always speaks King’s English)
What was the plan going in?
“We’ll low ball the troops in,
not enough to save their infrastructure,
their museum, but enough to guard the oil fields,
then, when civil war breaks out,
we will have no choice but to stay,
and we’ll get our “surge”
and we’ll keep “surging”
till all their oil is under control,
our Iraqi embassy filled with our friends,
and most important our military bases
well you heard what Osama first said
“Get out of Saudi Arabia”
so we did
so we needed a new one…
There’s no way
they’ll get
This, Emperor’s cloths!

OK, Lil Bush
time for your therapy.